IFS 166 – You’re absolutely right!

IFS_Album_ArtThomas from Thomas And The Bible (@TandtheB), Noah Lugeons from Scathing Atheist (@Noah_Lugeons), and Marty Pribble from MartinSPribble.com (@MartinPribble) join Jake to discuss all of the finer things in life, like his abs. Enjoy!

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Peace and love.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

IFS 108 – ScienceGASM!

Time for a sciencegasm! eBay dumps magic, psychics and prayer; religion fires back on the god particle; the evolution of menopause; self awareness; climate vs weather; vaccines and autism “debate” ruining it for everyone; sharp rise in attacks on Christianity and; biblical park in Israel gets donkey Wi-Fi. Enjoy!

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Peace and love.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 65 – Oh, gosh. You really want me to touch that?

This episode: Jake is looking for a new political party, asylum seekers, courts stop arranged marriage, Christian schools make own national anthem and Saudi Arabia gives women the vote, then bullwhips a woman for driving… all this and more!

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Peace and love.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 54 – DO NOT PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!

Dear Strange Bedfellows,

Who would’ve guessed that plucking my monobrow would enable me to be taken seriously as a broadway makeup artist?! Nonetheless, while plucking away indiscriminately, I found a copy of the 54th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast… how do you like them apples?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To avoid hearing about the debt ceiling crisis. Yeah, I went there! Rudy Rudell and I discuss testing anal dilation for gay priests (seriously), Rick Perry,  Catholics tired of Catholicism and skeptical problems in skeptic town.

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Go masticate in public!

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Imaginary Friends Show vs Westboro Baptist Church

Dear Fag Enablers,

Here is the long awaited interview with Ben Phelps, grandson of Pastor Fred Phelps, the homophobic, anti-Semitic, bigot from the Westboro Baptist “God Hates Fags” church from Topeka, Kansas.

After this interview, I feel sorry for the guy. He’s clearly intelligent and were it not for his indoctrination into such a horribly bigoted cult, he’d be a guy I’d have a beer with… then, you know, like… whatever.

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Go masticate in public!

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 50 – And Poof, They’re All Asians


Dear Captain Ahab Enthusiasts (and sympathisers),

The 50th episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has been infused by the quivering electrons from a lightning storm and is, in a manner of speaking, alive. With that said, the towns-folk have brandished their pitchforks and torches and are ambling up the mountain pass to throw some sort of pitch-fork and torch themed modelling show, I assume.

Short show this week because I’ve got exams this week, but a great show nonetheless. In this show we talk about what will happen when gay marriage is legalised, i.e. we’ll all turn into Asians. We also talk about the Democrat’s Weiner problem and the Republican mass-debate… because there were 7… it was a mass-debate.

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Cheers, big-ears,

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 49 – If only all anthropoids could be so cool!


Dear Self Indulgent Schadenfreude’s,

Have you ever run so hard/far that your nipples bled? No…? … me either…

Anyway, so while I was rubbing vaseline on my poor bleeding nipples today, I received a text message from my favorite bastard friend, Jesus, alerting me the 49th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast episode was alive and bleeding from the nipples!

Now for the horror… scopes:

Taurus: This week, your wife refuse to let you spend time alone with your children after a nasty nursery rhyme accident. For future reference, it goes, “one, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, knock at the door”, not “three, four, a big, fat, smelly, Latino whore”. Double whammy, you also have undiagnosed tourettes.

Cancer: A haiku sure is
A classy way for your doc
To say you’ve got crabs

This week we talk moustaches, atoms and Catholic Contraceptive Advice. Also, there was too much news for a single episode, so you’ll see another episode pop up later this week.

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Delightfully wicked!

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 48 – No Silly Questions, Just Silly People!


Dear Bird Fancier Fanciers (incidentally, a pigeon fancier breeds pigeons… breeds them… yeah, let that mull over in your brain),

While on my weekly visit to the “confirmed bachelor” massage parlour, I discovered that the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has just released episode 48… or something.

More importantly:

Virgo: It’s important in life to know where you’ve come from and where you want to go… because the slightest deviation in your alibi will make the police suspicious.

Pisces: Seing as though the one and only tallent you posses is being able to recall and hum the theme songs to 80s cartoons, can you hum ‘Astroboy’ for me, I can’t remember how it goes?

This week we talk Jesus, boobs, Jesus’ boobs and Jake’s boobs. Also, Oprah, Deepak Chopra’s secret, the rejection of secularism in Bangladesh and a fine worth 3 years wages in Nepal for leaving your religion. Also, Jesus’ boobs.

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Touch it (the “play” button)!

Fake Jarr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 46 – To Hell With You!!

Dear Imaginary Figments of Imaginary Fillaments of my Imaginary Imagination,

Firstly, to your horoscopes for this week:

Aquarius: Your romance will have a fairytale ending this week when your boyfriend forcefeeds you his gingerbread house, then eats your grandmother to get to Little Red Ridinghood… i.e. your boyfriend may be a Catholic priest.

Scorpio: While leaving one’s body to the local university was noble, in your case, it’s actually quite an unfair gesture!

Recording on rapture day 2011 wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t hard either. No, like all fairy tales, it was juuuust right… and then a bear ate it… or something. Nonetheless, open your mind and your ears and get ready to be splendifourized, because this is a hugely awesome show… which is also huge. Israel, Glenn Beck, Rapture, Halal and Sharia, and penis twirling. Yeah, it’s in there. Enjoy!

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Touch it.

Jake Farr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 43 – So hot it’ll impregnate your auditory nerve!

Dear Slightly Obtuse Vestigial Tails,

I’ve received 27 emails from listeners begging for more horroscopes, so here you go!

Taurus: There’s a fine line between practicing kung fu and running around in your pajamas yelling at everyone you meet.

Pisces: Life is too short to hold onto regrets. Well, for you, anyway… sheesh.

Nonetheless, the 43rd ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast is free and presenting it’s salty wares for your perusal. Seriously, do with it whatever you feel is appropriate, but at least leave it some cash for a taxi afterwards.

Listen here (just wait a sec for it to load… c’mon… hurry up… ah, there it is, sweet ear crack!):

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Lots of lipstick (is that really what LOL means?),

Fake Jarr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.