2012, The Mayan Calendar and the end of the world – Eviscerating Stupidity with Science

Eviscerating stupidity with science, episode 2 – Eviscerating the 2012 Mayan calendar myths with archaeology!

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Peace and love.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 60 – Jake eats a hag fish!

Dear Nostril Fetishists,

The tide has turned and it’s a new day. A new day filled with new hope for a new baby boy, to be born in a stable, in a town somewhere near modern day Pakistan. That man’s name is Jake Farr-Wharton and he just ate a hag-fish. Seriously gross.

Nonetheless, the 60th episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast is mother-flipping ALIVE!

This episode Gregg and Jake talk about a million different things, we introduce Guru Habungadung, welcome back Psychic Bob, Gregg plugs his instagram, and also, Jake sounds obscenely sexy with a cold.

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Peace, love and Think Ink.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 54 – DO NOT PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!

Dear Strange Bedfellows,

Who would’ve guessed that plucking my monobrow would enable me to be taken seriously as a broadway makeup artist?! Nonetheless, while plucking away indiscriminately, I found a copy of the 54th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast… how do you like them apples?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To avoid hearing about the debt ceiling crisis. Yeah, I went there! Rudy Rudell and I discuss testing anal dilation for gay priests (seriously), Rick Perry,  Catholics tired of Catholicism and skeptical problems in skeptic town.

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Go masticate in public!

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindleOr if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 48 – No Silly Questions, Just Silly People!


Dear Bird Fancier Fanciers (incidentally, a pigeon fancier breeds pigeons… breeds them… yeah, let that mull over in your brain),

While on my weekly visit to the “confirmed bachelor” massage parlour, I discovered that the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has just released episode 48… or something.

More importantly:

Virgo: It’s important in life to know where you’ve come from and where you want to go… because the slightest deviation in your alibi will make the police suspicious.

Pisces: Seing as though the one and only tallent you posses is being able to recall and hum the theme songs to 80s cartoons, can you hum ‘Astroboy’ for me, I can’t remember how it goes?

This week we talk Jesus, boobs, Jesus’ boobs and Jake’s boobs. Also, Oprah, Deepak Chopra’s secret, the rejection of secularism in Bangladesh and a fine worth 3 years wages in Nepal for leaving your religion. Also, Jesus’ boobs.

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Touch it (the “play” button)!

Fake Jarr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 47 – Stuck in a vestabule with you!

Dear Socially Dijected Platypi,

In this episode, we investigate Harold Camping from a completely different angle. I don’t want to give away to much, but he IS the reason that we weren’t raptured. He is the savior of all mankind… and some of women kind.

We also talk childrens books, condoms, dancing nuns, progressive bishops, refugee/boat people/”they’re taking our jobs”/queue jumpers and a whole load of other interesting stuff.

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Extra episodes coming out this week, which I’m sure you’ll adore.

Warmest loving regards to your earlobes,

Jake Farr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Want me to follow Jesus? Show me his long-form birth, death and resurrection certificate!

For the past two thousand years, anecdote, allegory and allusion have reigned supreme and have been perfectly adequate for literally billions of people to covert to, or be indoctrinated into, the myriad sects of Christianity.

The reward of heaven, the threat of hell; shucks! Why would you need more than that to convert your ass to a religion that rewards faith over substance? After all, don’t forget what Jesus said;

“But these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slay them in my presence.” Luke 19:27.

Oh, sorry, wrong quote… what I meant to say was;

“Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”” John 14:6.

There you have it. The only way to get into heaven and the hell away from hell, which I assume Jesus created because there’s no heaven or hell in the Old Testament, is through Jesus. And, as we all know, Jesus told his disciples;

“Truly I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all things take place.” Luke 21:32.

And;

“And Jesus was saying to them, “Truly I say to you, there are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God after it has come with power.”” Mark 9:1.

I mean, sure, they all endured horribly torturous deaths. And sure, none of them ascended to heaven prior to their deaths… but that doesn’t mean that Jesus lied! The disciples probably said something mean, like, “Jesus on a stick, this motza soup is hot!”

After all, Jesus did say;

“If anyone causes one of these little ones—those who believe in me—to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.” Matthew 18:6.

I mean, sure, he also said;

“And if your eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell.” Mark 9:47.

So the disciple could have just plucked his tongue out and then Jesus would have come back to pick up the disciple anyway… so, hmm. Well, I’d better not think too much about that, I darn heck buttocks sure don’t want to go to hell! Unlike you, apparently!

Furthermore, if you don’t convert, it’s not my fault; I told you everything that you should need to know in order to accept Jesus into the velvety folds of your heart (the metaphorical one, not the vital, blood-pumping one controlled by the hypothalamus)! So if you decide not to convert and be ‘born again’, then it’s not my fault!

You didn’t convert because there’s something wrong with you! Say, you’re not one of those homosexual-gay’s are you?

You know what? In the great words of a man with an orang-utan on his head, if you want me to follow Jesus, show me his long-form birth certificate, death certificate… and resurrection certificate!

Jake is the author of, “Letters to Christian Leaders – Hollow be thy claims”. Check it out here for your sexy kindle. Or for those who prefer the authentic smell of a newly printed book over the soulless machinations of the kindle, check out the print edition here. ***WARNING*** This book is so hot, it may impregnate your fingers as you read!

Episode 42 – This Chocolate Zombe Jesus is Making Me Thirsty!

Dear Fallopian Tube Survivalists,

What do you get when you cross an Easter bunny  who believes that Chocolate is the true meaning of Easter and a Jesus, who thinks that they’re the true meaning of Easter? You get world war 3… and a great intro to another episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast.

If anyone can, the Vatican can… and the Aust. Christian Lobby can too.. and will.. and did. We also talk Obama the Panda, Aliens and the pagan origin of Easter!

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Warm and loving regards,

Jake Starr-Warston

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 38 – The Return of Satan

Dear Lesbian Antelope Herders,

During a deep sea dive this week, I discovered exactly what I’d never known I was looking for, myself. It’s true, in the deepest, darkest fathoms of the deep blue, I found that Episode 38 of The ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast was alive… also, I apparently found out what happens when a dyslexic LDS mistakenly takes LSD.

Nonetheless, I hope you enjoy, and if you don’t… keep listening to it until you do.

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I love your mega-boobs.

Jake.

Episode 36 – Satan’s dingle-berries are showing

Dear Nametags,

During an extended conversation with a seriously overworked Chinese tooth-fairy, he/she (not sure, pig pecks and thick facial hair, but in pink ballet unitard) mentioned that the 36th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has been released and is standing by to sensually massage your auditory nerves.

In this episode, we talk to Satan; we present a special report from the American Ninja, Guy Brooks Faulkner (who you might remember, snuck into Pakistan with a gun, sword and Christian literature to find and kill bin Laden); then we talk paedophelia in Catholicism, Polyamory, and some other crap in the SuperNews.

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Also, one of my songs, ‘First World Problems’, was featured on the BBC’s Mitch Benn podcast. Listen here: http://www.mitchbenn.com/podcasts

Remember, you can support the show by purchasing my book, ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’: http://amzn.to/i8SMKr for kindle and http://amzn.to/f4AwF8 for hard copy.

Lots of entropic love,

Jake.

Show 35 – Wisconsin’s best kept secret!

In this episode we talk Wisconsin, Planned Parenthood, NHS funding for hospital chaplains, Papal bigotry and some other stuff. Also, we introduce another episode of The Infancy Gospels of Thomas.

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