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Episode 69 – American Atheists Dave Silverman and a cigar…

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Dave Silverman from the American Atheists (www.atheists.org) joins Jake and Gregg to talk religion, science, politics, rationality and The Reason Rally in 2012. Dave also says some stuff… really riske` stuff… and I think I want to go to The Reason Rally 2012!!!

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Peace and love.

Jake.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 51 – Seriously, coral looks better bleached!

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Dear Mildly Agitated Masticators,

No one knows better than I, the dangers of falling asleep in the sun… while nude… or at least NOW I know better than most the dangers of falling asleep in the sun nude. But third degree burned private parts aside, the 51st episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com podcast is alive!

In this episode, we welcome Pete Darwin and a new segment, “The Miracles of Modern Day Science!” Pete and I talk solar flux, solar minimum and solar plexus… and coral bleaching. We also talk social injustice and the right to refuse police requests for religious reasons, and reincarnated secular Jewish lawyers being stoned to death by bad reporters.

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Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 50 – And Poof, They’re All Asians

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Dear Captain Ahab Enthusiasts (and sympathisers),

The 50th episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has been infused by the quivering electrons from a lightning storm and is, in a manner of speaking, alive. With that said, the towns-folk have brandished their pitchforks and torches and are ambling up the mountain pass to throw some sort of pitch-fork and torch themed modelling show, I assume.

Short show this week because I’ve got exams this week, but a great show nonetheless. In this show we talk about what will happen when gay marriage is legalised, i.e. we’ll all turn into Asians. We also talk about the Democrat’s Weiner problem and the Republican mass-debate… because there were 7… it was a mass-debate.

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Cheers, big-ears,

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 48 – No Silly Questions, Just Silly People!

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Dear Bird Fancier Fanciers (incidentally, a pigeon fancier breeds pigeons… breeds them… yeah, let that mull over in your brain),

While on my weekly visit to the “confirmed bachelor” massage parlour, I discovered that the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has just released episode 48… or something.

More importantly:

Virgo: It’s important in life to know where you’ve come from and where you want to go… because the slightest deviation in your alibi will make the police suspicious.

Pisces: Seing as though the one and only tallent you posses is being able to recall and hum the theme songs to 80s cartoons, can you hum ‘Astroboy’ for me, I can’t remember how it goes?

This week we talk Jesus, boobs, Jesus’ boobs and Jake’s boobs. Also, Oprah, Deepak Chopra’s secret, the rejection of secularism in Bangladesh and a fine worth 3 years wages in Nepal for leaving your religion. Also, Jesus’ boobs.

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Touch it (the “play” button)!

Fake Jarr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode – Do you want a free copy of a book every atheist should own? – 14

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Dear Tim Minchin… and the rest of you sodomites,

Do you want a free copy of a book every atheist should own? We interviewed Odin Zeus McGaffer in this episode and he’s giving out a couple of copies of his books in exchange for your stories… about how you got kicked out of church.

The pope’s chief astronomer as haemorrhoids… and he wants to have them baptised. He also wants to baptise aliens and tell them that some obscure descendant from a superstitious hairy mammal was raped by incorporeal bullshit to impregnate this hairy superstitious chick with its self so that it could heal arbitrary homeless people and walk on water… and die for the sins it would have never known it committed if it had never arrived on this pale blue dot.

Did someone say pizza?

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Euthyphro dilemma here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthyphro_dilemma

Peace and love, peace and love.

Jake Starwars-ton

Episode 13

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Dear Extreme Toilet Enthusiasts,

Did you know that if you call a prophet of God, “baldy-head”, then God will send down 2 she-bears to eat you?

That’s why, whenever I get really annoyed by bald people, I ask them if they’re a prophet before insulting them about their lack of head fluff.

Nonetheless, the 13th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast episode is live! Awesome episode, really great!

Listen here: http://www.blip.tv/file/4108155

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Buy consecrated communion wafers for your satanic rituals here: http://www.christian-communion-supplies.com/Default.asp?Click=24&gclid=CM6exZq1iKQCFQZBbgodV2ZnIg

The Christian fundy seems to have hidden under his bed, because I can’t seem to get the bastard to sit down to debate with me… c’mon, I’m not scary in the slightest!

We’re interviewing OZ McGaffer, author of Does God Get Diarrhoea, this weekend.

Until then, Godspeed!

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Episode 11

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Dear Proud Nubian Princesses,

How freaking slow am I? The 11th Imaginary Friends Show episode has been alive and kicking since last Saturday, and here I am, only posting it to you, my presious listener candy, now.

Well, punch me in the dipole electrons if you have to, but either way, episode 11 is freaking live!

Listen here: http://www.blip.tv/file/4056081/
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Donate to the Unicef Pakistani flood relief here: http://www.unicef.com.au/

Enjoy the show.

Warm regards,

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Imaginary Friends Show – Episode 10

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Dear Anthropomorphic Robots,

We have for you, this week, a decadent melange of news, music, interviews and sexy Korean pizza dances. If you don?t love it, you may have broken your funny bone… or you?re a Muslim. Speaking of which, here?s a picture I drew of Mohamma… wait, who are you, what are you doing here, put down that kni…. ahahh.

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Lastly, we recorded an interview with the author of Disproving Christianity, David G McAfee. Listen to the interview (to be released on Wednesday evening) for the chance to win a copy of David’s awesome book, which I personally endorse!

Enjoy!

Jake Farr-Wharton

Imaginary Friends Show – Episode 8

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Imaginary Friends Show – Episode 8

Dear Dipole Electrons,

Episode 8 of The www.ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast is now fricking live and downloadable.

The complete antithesis to anything on WikiLeaks.

And, exactly unlike WikiLeaks, it will no doubt cause little to no controversy!

What can we offer? How about commentary on the latest religious news from Australia and around the globe (why not just say, ‘around the globe’? I hear you ask…)

Gina enlightens us on the Mormons, Keith enlightens us on the most ridiculous of all that is religious, Jesus enlightens YOU with his hard-hitting advice, and Psychic Robert manages to de-enlighten you with his completely unimpressive psychic abilities.

Sounds better than a vuvuzela! Surely? Enjoy the show!

Listen here: http://imaginaryfriends.blip.tv/file/3936621/
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Lastly, we’ve been quite busy in the last few weeks so we’ve neglected the Bonus Show editions. Rest assured, we’ll get back to recording them soon.

Remember to let us know what you think of the show, your show, it’s how we learn.

Until next time; God Speed!

Jake Farr-Wharton
Chief Executive Awesomeness Officer
The Imaginary Friends Show Podcast 

Imaginary Friends Show Episode 7.

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Imaginary Friends Show – Episode 7

Dear Particle Physics Lovers,

The Vatican has called to let us know that the 7th Imaginary Friends Show.com podcast episode is alive.

Visit the new site: www.imaginaryfriendsshow.com
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This week we discuss:

Super News Items:
- Pope ass-face is all pissy over police investigating sex abuse in Belgium.
- Italy fights to keep the crucifix in their classrooms.
- Nebraska Law forces women to have a mental health screen prior to being allowed access to pregnancy termination services.
- Despite being an atheist, Julia Gillard (Australian Prime Minister) is against same sex marriage.
- Icelandic Prime Minister Johanna Holy-Moly legalised same sex marriage and was married to her same sex partner the very next day.

- Kate Smith visits a new type of completely alternate health care style hospital.

- Deus Ex Machina with Gregg: Movies ruined by god(s).

- Imaginary Friends Show, Imaginary Award, for Imaginary Intelligence goes to Robert Paterson (that vampire guy from that tween movie).

- Sipping Martinis With Jesus.

- Horoscopes with Psychic Robert (Psychic Bob’s cousin).

Best show so far… but no bonus show this week folks.

Enjoy.

Jake Farr-Wharton