Dear Imaginary Figments of Imaginary Fillaments of my Imaginary Imagination,
Firstly, to your horoscopes for this week:
Aquarius: Your romance will have a fairytale ending this week when your boyfriend forcefeeds you his gingerbread house, then eats your grandmother to get to Little Red Ridinghood… i.e. your boyfriend may be a Catholic priest.
Scorpio: While leaving one’s body to the local university was noble, in your case, it’s actually quite an unfair gesture!
Recording on rapture day 2011 wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t hard either. No, like all fairy tales, it was juuuust right… and then a bear ate it… or something. Nonetheless, open your mind and your ears and get ready to be splendifourized, because this is a hugely awesome show… which is also huge. Israel, Glenn Beck, Rapture, Halal and Sharia, and penis twirling. Yeah, it’s in there. Enjoy!
Check this shit out:
Or, download the mp3.
Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.