Dear Self Indulgent Schadenfreude’s,
Have you ever run so hard/far that your nipples bled? No…? … me either…
Anyway, so while I was rubbing vaseline on my poor bleeding nipples today, I received a text message from my favorite bastard friend, Jesus, alerting me the 49th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast episode was alive and bleeding from the nipples!
Now for the horror… scopes:
Taurus: This week, your wife refuse to let you spend time alone with your children after a nasty nursery rhyme accident. For future reference, it goes, “one, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, knock at the door”, not “three, four, a big, fat, smelly, Latino whore”. Double whammy, you also have undiagnosed tourettes.
Cancer: A haiku sure is
A classy way for your doc
To say you’ve got crabs
This week we talk moustaches, atoms and Catholic Contraceptive Advice. Also, there was too much news for a single episode, so you’ll see another episode pop up later this week.
Watch here (just wait a frigging second, ok?… geeze!):
Or, download the MP3 here (right click, save as).
Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.