About jakefw

My Religious Status Atheist, Secular, Anti-Theist, Pirate Lover. About Me: I'm so funny and intelligent that when I make jokes, people simultaneously laugh and get smarter... it's an enigma, like clothing on a playboy playmate - see what I did there? I'm a writer - currently for prolific blog www.rustylime.com. I'm a poet - this is a lie. I'm a fighter - more with my tongue than anything... take that however you want... ladies. I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... apparently. I am well educated - I have degrees in both Fahrenheit and Celsius... some day I will rate in Kelvin. My blood type is O- - But I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy. I was abducted by aliens at an early age - Bloody immigrants... always trying to take our jobs... and our children! I love the theatre - I've always loved sterile environments where operations take place. I am not an Animal lover - I prefer Beaker, that 'meep' sound he makes is hilarious. I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocellulose and ear wax! I deny evolution - while my cousin might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't! I am a climate change skeptic - man was never meant to wear underpants! I love religion - But it's at that stage in it's life where it's getting really expensive to take care of it... I think it's time we took it behind the barn and put a cap in it's arse. I hate intolerance - I especially hate intolerant people, I hate them in the face! Thats me, if you want to know more, don't hesitate to procrastinate on sending me an email to ask questions about me and my pet Burrito named Dog! Age: Old enough to pretend I didn't hear the question, young enough to emotively storm out of the room because you asked! Why am I here: When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have 'intercourse' and if they love each other enough, the man won't 'pull out' and they'll make a baby. On this occasion, the baby was named 'Jake', and he's just great! The religion I left: Christian, Catholic Why I left My religion: disillusionment with church, doubts about god communicating to pastor, doubts about god communicating at all, contradiction between concept of "free will" and concept of omniscience god with will, "free will" doesn't make sense since desires not under our control, inability to view god as anything more than a sadistic tyrant, contradiction between bible's claim of god's love and existence of hell, doubting bible led to crumbling away of any firm belief structure, Also why I left my religion: Priest and pastor could not answer questions on quantum physics... made me question everything! Twitter: http://twitter.com/_Modus_Operandi

IFS 267 – Three Headed Deer!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Noah Lugeons (@Noah_Lugeons) and Pete Darwin discuss bacteria, racism, and so much more. Enjoy!

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IFS 266 – It’s all so clear, now!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Noah Lugeons (@Noah_Lugeons) and Pete Darwin discuss serious anthropologists, indentured servitude, what 41% of Americans believe, sentences in private prisons, the evolution of venom and so much more. Enjoy!

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IFS 265 – Not In My Back Yard!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Andrew Skegg (@ASkegg) and Rob Beneteau (@Rob__Beneteau) discussing so many problems with Australia that America will get jealous that Australia took all the problems…. also Saudi Arabian human rights and so much more. Enjoy!

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IFS 264 – Australia is not even a real place!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Callie Wright (@GaytheistCallie) and Andrew Skegg (@ASkegg) and Rob Beneteau (@Rob__Beneteau) discussing coming Australian immigration, beating China, the difference between children of same and opposite sex couples and so much more. Enjoy!

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IFS 263 – Sue Me!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Callie Wright (@GaytheistCallie) and Miranda Hale (@MirandaCHale) discussing coming out trans, suing city officials for climate change negligence and paying off people smugglers to smuggle people. Enjoy!

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IFS 262 – A Visually Awful Show!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Shujin Tribble (@ShujinTribble), Callie Wright (@GaytheistCallie) and Miranda Hale (@MirandaCHale) discussing visually awful wind farms, getting well paying jobs, why women in science are awesome, military diplomacy with China, women have better memory than men, organic material in dinosaur bones and sho much more!! Enjoy!

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IFS 261 – Murphy’s Law!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore) Ross Balch (@RossBalch) Mike Phelps (@TheNeoAtheist) and Richie Goodacre (@ItsAllGoodacre), discussing the complete and total mega-truth that gods exist, and finding a way to code for phenotypes! Enjoy!

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IFS 260 – Boofhead!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore) Ross Balch (@RossBalch) Mike Phelps (@TheNeoAtheist) and Richie Goodacre (@ItsAllGoodacre), discussing casual racism in the media, standing your ground, coming to Jesus moments, being mindful of mindfullness meditation, the existence of aliens, witholding soda for great reasons, sleeping to kill bigotry, and so much more! Enjoy!

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IFS 259 – Not All Misogynists!

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On this week’s show, Jake is joined by Shujin Tribble (@ShujinTribble), Tudur Jones (@TudurTwit) and Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), discussing stupidity from Men’s Rights Activists; big brains; should university funding come from private institutions, and; a human ancestor that lived alongside ‘Lucy’ (A. afarensis). Enjoy!

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IFS Special – Stand For Equality – Call To Action!

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We want marriage equality in Australia? We’re so close!

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Send them this:

Dear Honourable Member of Parliament,
It’s time for marriage equality and there’s something you can do about it. Stand up for the constituents who elected you, who overwhelmingly support marriage equality and demand that you be given the right to vote, to raise a private members bill or co-sign one, for marriage equality. You have a chance to be remembered as the ones who stood up for equality and love, or the ones who ignored the overwhelming call for change.
Tomorrow, stand for equality, stand for love and stand for democracy.
Kind regards,
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