About jakefw

My Religious Status Atheist, Secular, Anti-Theist, Pirate Lover. About Me: I'm so funny and intelligent that when I make jokes, people simultaneously laugh and get smarter... it's an enigma, like clothing on a playboy playmate - see what I did there? I'm a writer - currently for prolific blog www.rustylime.com. I'm a poet - this is a lie. I'm a fighter - more with my tongue than anything... take that however you want... ladies. I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... apparently. I am well educated - I have degrees in both Fahrenheit and Celsius... some day I will rate in Kelvin. My blood type is O- - But I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy. I was abducted by aliens at an early age - Bloody immigrants... always trying to take our jobs... and our children! I love the theatre - I've always loved sterile environments where operations take place. I am not an Animal lover - I prefer Beaker, that 'meep' sound he makes is hilarious. I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocellulose and ear wax! I deny evolution - while my cousin might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't! I am a climate change skeptic - man was never meant to wear underpants! I love religion - But it's at that stage in it's life where it's getting really expensive to take care of it... I think it's time we took it behind the barn and put a cap in it's arse. I hate intolerance - I especially hate intolerant people, I hate them in the face! Thats me, if you want to know more, don't hesitate to procrastinate on sending me an email to ask questions about me and my pet Burrito named Dog! Age: Old enough to pretend I didn't hear the question, young enough to emotively storm out of the room because you asked! Why am I here: When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have 'intercourse' and if they love each other enough, the man won't 'pull out' and they'll make a baby. On this occasion, the baby was named 'Jake', and he's just great! The religion I left: Christian, Catholic Why I left My religion: disillusionment with church, doubts about god communicating to pastor, doubts about god communicating at all, contradiction between concept of "free will" and concept of omniscience god with will, "free will" doesn't make sense since desires not under our control, inability to view god as anything more than a sadistic tyrant, contradiction between bible's claim of god's love and existence of hell, doubting bible led to crumbling away of any firm belief structure, Also why I left my religion: Priest and pastor could not answer questions on quantum physics... made me question everything! Twitter: http://twitter.com/_Modus_Operandi

IFS 318 – A fraction!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Jezebel Slove, Ishmael Brown, Daniel Duncan and Nick Morgan-Moore discussing fusion, CDC, genetic engineering… and so much more!

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IFS 317 – It’s our show!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Jezebel Slove, Ishmael Brown, Daniel Duncan and Nick Morgan-Moore discussing life, the universe and everything… and so much more!

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IFS 316 – I won’t be your prawn!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Jasmine Fairbairn, Xandi Andersen, Matt Lind and Nick Morgan-Moore discussing chess for kids, nuclear fusion for all, the humanist candidate and so much more!

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IFS 315 – One person!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by IJasmine Fairbairn, Xandi Andersen, Matt Lind and Nick Morgan-Moore discussing acupuncture, taxing Google, erosion of the family, tardigrades and so much more!

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IFS 314 – You’re Fired!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Ishmael Brown, Greg Wah, Simone Eclair and Noah Lugeons discussing speed reading, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, awful sociology, coping with stress and so much more!

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IFS 313 – It’s the internet… use it!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Ishmael Brown, Greg Wah, Simone Eclair and Noah Lugeons discussing astronomy, Wikipedia edits, journalists, bigotry, Pangea and so much more!

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IFS 312 – That was a legitimately funny joke!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Ishmael Brown, Callie Wright, Tucker Drake and Daniel Duncan discussing police, colonisation of Indonesia, changing conservatives and so much more!

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IFS 311 – Oh yes she did!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Ishmael Brown, Callie Wright, Tucker Drake and Daniel Duncan discussing cancer killing wasps, contradictions, gigantic things and so much more!

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IFS 310 – Back the Champions!

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This week Jake is joined for a show by Ishmael Brown, Emily McCool, Ross Balch and Shujin Tribble discussing natural medicine review, Medicare controversy, Y’all Quaeda and so much more!

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IFS Bonus 309 – Scientology: From A to Xenu

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Chris Shelton, author of an excitingly open and critical book on his life, experience and research into the religion he spent most his life in. His book is Scientology: From A to Xenu.

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