About jakefw

My Religious Status Atheist, Secular, Anti-Theist, Pirate Lover. About Me: I'm so funny and intelligent that when I make jokes, people simultaneously laugh and get smarter... it's an enigma, like clothing on a playboy playmate - see what I did there? I'm a writer - currently for prolific blog www.rustylime.com. I'm a poet - this is a lie. I'm a fighter - more with my tongue than anything... take that however you want... ladies. I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... apparently. I am well educated - I have degrees in both Fahrenheit and Celsius... some day I will rate in Kelvin. My blood type is O- - But I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy. I was abducted by aliens at an early age - Bloody immigrants... always trying to take our jobs... and our children! I love the theatre - I've always loved sterile environments where operations take place. I am not an Animal lover - I prefer Beaker, that 'meep' sound he makes is hilarious. I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocellulose and ear wax! I deny evolution - while my cousin might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't! I am a climate change skeptic - man was never meant to wear underpants! I love religion - But it's at that stage in it's life where it's getting really expensive to take care of it... I think it's time we took it behind the barn and put a cap in it's arse. I hate intolerance - I especially hate intolerant people, I hate them in the face! Thats me, if you want to know more, don't hesitate to procrastinate on sending me an email to ask questions about me and my pet Burrito named Dog! Age: Old enough to pretend I didn't hear the question, young enough to emotively storm out of the room because you asked! Why am I here: When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have 'intercourse' and if they love each other enough, the man won't 'pull out' and they'll make a baby. On this occasion, the baby was named 'Jake', and he's just great! The religion I left: Christian, Catholic Why I left My religion: disillusionment with church, doubts about god communicating to pastor, doubts about god communicating at all, contradiction between concept of "free will" and concept of omniscience god with will, "free will" doesn't make sense since desires not under our control, inability to view god as anything more than a sadistic tyrant, contradiction between bible's claim of god's love and existence of hell, doubting bible led to crumbling away of any firm belief structure, Also why I left my religion: Priest and pastor could not answer questions on quantum physics... made me question everything! Twitter: http://twitter.com/_Modus_Operandi

IFS 207 – Do You Want To Build A Wind Farm?

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New song – Do you want to build a wind farm? – a conversation between PM Tony Abbott and his conscience. Joining Jake this week is Dallas (@TakeThatDarwin), Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore), Pete Darwin, and Andrew Skegg (@ASkegg). Enjoy!

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Patreons, we’re giving out two tickets, in each city, to see Richard Dawkins’ An Appetite for Wonder tour thanks to the Atheist Foundation of Australia. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends and email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 206.5 – Moralizing Bikini!

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This week Jake is joined by Sandi (@ThatSandiGirl), Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganmoore), Ross Balch (@Skep_Challenged) and Pete Darwin!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Patreons, we’re giving out two tickets, in each city, to see Richard Dawkins’ An Appetite for Wonder tour thanks to the Atheist Foundation of Australia. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends and email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 206 – The Tower of Babel!

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This week Jake is joined by Sandi (@ThatSandiGirl), Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganmoore), Ross Balch (@Skep_Challenged) and Pete Darwin, to discuss the Joseph Smith and his billion wives, Ben Stein’s racism problem, America’s memory problem, and so much more. Enjoy!

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Patreons, we’re giving out two tickets, in each city, to see Richard Dawkins’ An Appetite for Wonder tour thanks to the Atheist Foundation of Australia. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends and email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 205.5 – The Majority of Scientists!

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Joining Jake this week is Pete Darwin, Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore) and Chris Begg (@CBeggForMercy).

Patreons, we’re giving out two tickets, in each city, to see Richard Dawkins’ An Appetite for Wonder tour thanks to the Atheist Foundation of Australia. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends and email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

WIN tickets to see Richard Dawkins? Yes Please iFriends!

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Mega-Special Announcement For Your Ocular Nerve!

This week, we announced that we’re giving two tickets to each of the Professor Richard Dawkins shows in Australia, this December, thanks to the awesome humans at the Atheist Foundation of Australia.

Prof. Dawkins is to delight Australia, once again, to whet your Apettite For Wonder… while discussing the first in his autobiographical series; An Apetite for Wonder: The Making of a Scientist.

This prize is only available to Patreons of the show (Patreons at any level), so:

  1. Become a Patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends, and;
  2. Email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

In addition to this, Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

DO IT!!! Pleeeeease!

IFS 205 – We’re not judging you!

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Joining Jake this week is Pete Darwin, Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore) and Chris Begg (@CBeggForMercy).

Patreons, we’re giving out two tickets, in each city, to see Richard Dawkins’ An Appetite for Wonder tour thanks to the Atheist Foundation of Australia. Become a patreon at Patreon.com/ifriends and email ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com for tickets!!!

Patreons will now also be able to win books from authors that appear on the show – it’s a random draw, but you have to be a Patreon to win.

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 204.5 – God is not a mother flipping magician!

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Joining Jake this week is comedian Ting Lim (@TingDNinja), twitter legend Donovan (@MrOzAtheist) and resident comedian Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore). Enjoy!

Listen here:

Download MP3 here!

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFSBONUS204 – There was no Jesus, there is no god!

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Welcome to this special episode with Jake, resident comedian Nick Morgan-Moore and academic Raphael Lataster, author of There Was No Jesus, There Is No God, and Teacher at the University of Sydney (Studies in Religion). Enjoy!

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 204 – The Things We Do For Love!

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Joining Jake this week is comedian Ting Lim (@TingDNinja), host of Atheistically Speaking and Thomas and the Bible, Thomas (@SpeakAtheism), twitter legend Donovan (@MrOzAtheist) and resident comedian Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore). Enjoy!

Listen here:

Download mp3 here!

Donate to Skeptics With Mo’s Movember Campaign here!

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.

IFS 203.5 – Do you like elongated brow ridges?

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Joining Jake this week is That Sandi Girl (@ThatSandiGirl), The Scathing Atheist Noah Lugeons (@Noah_Lugeons) and Nick Morgan-Moore (@NickMorganMoore).

Listen here:

Download mp3 here.

Support us at Patreon.com/ifriends.

Subscribe to the mother-flipping show via iTunes (we’re on all major podcasting aggregators) here.

Or download the Stitcher App and stream the show on your iDevice!

Peace and love.

Jake.