Episode 51 – Seriously, coral looks better bleached!


Dear Mildly Agitated Masticators,

No one knows better than I, the dangers of falling asleep in the sun… while nude… or at least NOW I know better than most the dangers of falling asleep in the sun nude. But third degree burned private parts aside, the 51st episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com podcast is alive!

In this episode, we welcome Pete Darwin and a new segment, “The Miracles of Modern Day Science!” Pete and I talk solar flux, solar minimum and solar plexus… and coral bleaching. We also talk social injustice and the right to refuse police requests for religious reasons, and reincarnated secular Jewish lawyers being stoned to death by bad reporters.

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Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 50 – And Poof, They’re All Asians


Dear Captain Ahab Enthusiasts (and sympathisers),

The 50th episode of the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has been infused by the quivering electrons from a lightning storm and is, in a manner of speaking, alive. With that said, the towns-folk have brandished their pitchforks and torches and are ambling up the mountain pass to throw some sort of pitch-fork and torch themed modelling show, I assume.

Short show this week because I’ve got exams this week, but a great show nonetheless. In this show we talk about what will happen when gay marriage is legalised, i.e. we’ll all turn into Asians. We also talk about the Democrat’s Weiner problem and the Republican mass-debate… because there were 7… it was a mass-debate.

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Cheers, big-ears,

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Bonus Snake Poo Episode (no seriously)


Gadies and Lentlemen,

So, we’ve had such jam-packed episodes over the last couple of weeks that inevitably things have had to be cut, here are the best bits of what you missed… and snake poo.

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Delightfully wicked!

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 49 – If only all anthropoids could be so cool!


Dear Self Indulgent Schadenfreude’s,

Have you ever run so hard/far that your nipples bled? No…? … me either…

Anyway, so while I was rubbing vaseline on my poor bleeding nipples today, I received a text message from my favorite bastard friend, Jesus, alerting me the 49th ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast episode was alive and bleeding from the nipples!

Now for the horror… scopes:

Taurus: This week, your wife refuse to let you spend time alone with your children after a nasty nursery rhyme accident. For future reference, it goes, “one, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, knock at the door”, not “three, four, a big, fat, smelly, Latino whore”. Double whammy, you also have undiagnosed tourettes.

Cancer: A haiku sure is
A classy way for your doc
To say you’ve got crabs

This week we talk moustaches, atoms and Catholic Contraceptive Advice. Also, there was too much news for a single episode, so you’ll see another episode pop up later this week.

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Delightfully wicked!

Jake Farr-Wharton.

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

Episode 48 – No Silly Questions, Just Silly People!


Dear Bird Fancier Fanciers (incidentally, a pigeon fancier breeds pigeons… breeds them… yeah, let that mull over in your brain),

While on my weekly visit to the “confirmed bachelor” massage parlour, I discovered that the ImaginaryFriendsShow.com Podcast has just released episode 48… or something.

More importantly:

Virgo: It’s important in life to know where you’ve come from and where you want to go… because the slightest deviation in your alibi will make the police suspicious.

Pisces: Seing as though the one and only tallent you posses is being able to recall and hum the theme songs to 80s cartoons, can you hum ‘Astroboy’ for me, I can’t remember how it goes?

This week we talk Jesus, boobs, Jesus’ boobs and Jake’s boobs. Also, Oprah, Deepak Chopra’s secret, the rejection of secularism in Bangladesh and a fine worth 3 years wages in Nepal for leaving your religion. Also, Jesus’ boobs.

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Touch it (the “play” button)!

Fake Jarr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.