Episode 45 – Hey there sexy, what are you doing later?

Dear Colonauts,

Having drunk more than half of the wine in Australia’s bible-belt, we’ve returned to open a can of whoop-ass on some generally unsavoury stuff.

As for the important stuff:

Taurus: A spectacularly allergic reaction to shellfish this week, sees you breaking out in hives after watching an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Scorpio: It’s never too late to say you’re sorry… even if it means shouting it through a coffin.

In this episode, we talk Osama, The Vatican’s new anti-child-rape guidelines, the seven deadly sins and then some other stuff.

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Jake Farr-Wharton

Jake is the author of ‘Letters to Christian Leaders; Hollow be thy claims’, the book which takes the specific claims that the most prominent Christian Leaders make and directly refutes them using the latest research and evidence, reason, logic, and a dash of snarky humour. Get it here for your sexy kindle. Or if you prefer the authenticity of a book (and are too cheap for a kindle) get the hardcopy here.

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About jakefw

My Religious Status Atheist, Secular, Anti-Theist, Pirate Lover. About Me: I'm so funny and intelligent that when I make jokes, people simultaneously laugh and get smarter... it's an enigma, like clothing on a playboy playmate - see what I did there? I'm a writer - currently for prolific blog www.rustylime.com. I'm a poet - this is a lie. I'm a fighter - more with my tongue than anything... take that however you want... ladies. I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... apparently. I am well educated - I have degrees in both Fahrenheit and Celsius... some day I will rate in Kelvin. My blood type is O- - But I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy. I was abducted by aliens at an early age - Bloody immigrants... always trying to take our jobs... and our children! I love the theatre - I've always loved sterile environments where operations take place. I am not an Animal lover - I prefer Beaker, that 'meep' sound he makes is hilarious. I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocellulose and ear wax! I deny evolution - while my cousin might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't! I am a climate change skeptic - man was never meant to wear underpants! I love religion - But it's at that stage in it's life where it's getting really expensive to take care of it... I think it's time we took it behind the barn and put a cap in it's arse. I hate intolerance - I especially hate intolerant people, I hate them in the face! Thats me, if you want to know more, don't hesitate to procrastinate on sending me an email to ask questions about me and my pet Burrito named Dog! Age: Old enough to pretend I didn't hear the question, young enough to emotively storm out of the room because you asked! Why am I here: When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have 'intercourse' and if they love each other enough, the man won't 'pull out' and they'll make a baby. On this occasion, the baby was named 'Jake', and he's just great! The religion I left: Christian, Catholic Why I left My religion: disillusionment with church, doubts about god communicating to pastor, doubts about god communicating at all, contradiction between concept of "free will" and concept of omniscience god with will, "free will" doesn't make sense since desires not under our control, inability to view god as anything more than a sadistic tyrant, contradiction between bible's claim of god's love and existence of hell, doubting bible led to crumbling away of any firm belief structure, Also why I left my religion: Priest and pastor could not answer questions on quantum physics... made me question everything! Twitter: http://twitter.com/_Modus_Operandi
  • http://amateurskeptics.com Bryan Hineser

    George Carlin is absolutely a hero of mine, but he didn’t say “extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence”. He did say “As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off ” and “I’m going have my testicles laminated”. I am sure you mean Carl Sagan.

    Love the podcast keep up the good work.

  • http://imaginaryfriendsshow.com jakefw

    Honestly, Bryan, I feel stupid!

    For someone who loved BOTH Carlin and Sagan, I’m really disappointed with myself.

    In my defense, however, I’m doing some research for a review on “Atheism Apps”, and the app, “Atheist Quotes” had that quote attributed to Carlin, which I’d read earlier that morning searching for a good quote to setup the show. When I read it, I screwed up my face, and shook my head, thinking, “this doesn’t sound like Carlin, but I wouldn’t put it past him.”

    Nonetheless, therein lies my humble apology.

    Warmest regards,